Tallahassee – Grit, Guns & Golden Snack Glory
Southern drawl. Cowboy hat. Zero chill.
This pop art portrait of Tallahassee is a wild ride in visual form—gritted teeth, cocked weapon, and a devil-may-care gleam in his eye. His hat’s tilted, his stance unbothered, and the color scheme? A dusty blend of desert oranges and rusty browns, he’s not just surviving—he’s thriving in the most chaotic way possible.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas Super Soft Tee, this one’s for the badass who breaks every rule except the ones he wrote himself—most of which involve snacks and shotguns.
Product Description
"Tallahassee – Grit, Guns & Golden Snack Glory" pays homage to the most unhinged, Twinkie-obsessed zombie slayer in cinema. Equal parts cowboy, comic relief, and carnage machine, Tallahassee made the end of the world look like one long road trip through mayhem. This design captures his larger-than-life attitude in blood-spattered pop art perfection.
Product Highlights
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Original pop art portrait of Tallahassee in his cowboy hat and apocalyptic swagger
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Bella+Canvas unisex tee – soft enough for a joyride, tough enough for zombie guts
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Gritty, sunburnt palette with bold lines and wild west flair
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Made for apocalypse jokers, survivalists with style, and lovers of chaotic energy
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Machine washable—just don’t get Twinkie filling on it
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Lynzi with a Z
- Email: contact@support.lynziwithaz.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Tallahassee – Grit, Guns & Golden Snack Glory Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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